"weird russian shoes"

Honestly, I've no idea what possessed me to Google this at 6:50 in the morning, but as it happens, I did an image search on "weird russian shoes".  

This is what I found:  Scoots and Paws 

And those are just the second and third hits!  Scrolling down a bit, I found this little gem...

Elephant Dung   ((I promise, there's no ACTUAL dung...I THINK...))


But this is the real prize.  My personal favorite is the fifth up from the bottom (the one with the B that looks like it's been shooped).  Words cannot describe the mad ingenuity that created this.