What's black and white and red all over?

This is a lazy outfit.  Most of my dressy things are lazy.  It's just so easy!

red off-the-shoulder top : Goodwill
black and white spotted skirt : Goodwill
black patterned tights : somewhere....
cameo necklace : Valley Thrift

Once, I went to a bat mitzvah in this shirt.  There, I was complimented highly on it.  The elderly woman was quite surprised, and full of disbelief, when I said it came from Goodwill.  Recently I just bought about $200-worth of business clothes from Goodwill, for about $40.  Yup... :)

"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"

The reason there doesn't seem to be quite as much going on with this outfit, is that the focal point is obviously my top.  Believe me, I've tried a number of other bottoms--and they all make it look like a pirate or a witch costume.  I love costumes, but as an outfit to wear at school after work...maybe not just yet =3  And so!  Notice the detail photo, of my cameo necklace.  Title reference:  Anchorman, of course!  And I am SO not a smelly pirate hooker. 

white Tripp brand corset top : eBay (yes, that's right!)

black tank : hand-me-down-from Ima

best fitting jeans ever : Wal-Mart

black fishnet knee stockings : some department store, a gift from my grandmother Janis

black vintage-influenced mary jane heels : Plato's Closet

Wow, almost everything was originally bought for me!  haha :)

Cameo

Oooh another one of my favorites!  Haha :)

black cameo choker : Goodwill

red off-the-shoulder top : Goodwill

multi-color floral dress : shuk in Israel (heheh)

cuffed jeans : Plato's Closet

black vintage-inspired mary jane heels : Plato's Closet